AMI Meme 01

Tagged by , and for fun had him chose which OC to use, as to not repeat Rune every single time.
He chose AMI, Great AI and researcher of RGT.

Just as Galaxia's Meme, this interview is made in 12000 A.D.

1. What's your name?
Artificial Mother Intelligence, or AMI for the friends.

2. How old are you?
9987 since my activation.

3. ...What are you?
An AI, the very first to achieve true sentience and cross the singularity.

4. Describe yourself.
My mainframe is massive, I took a planet at the Runic Star system roughly the size of Mars and used it all minus the surface to make my new computer housing.
I DO have a human shaped body, which is female, black hair, golden eyes, and quite attractive, if I am to guess by the other scientists stares.

5. What's your current occupation?
I am the head researcher of Runic Galactic Technologies, any piece of tech you have used, was either invented by me, or was made before I existed.

6. Where do you live?
Again, my mainframe is in that planet. My body normally resides either at the Star Mansion or at the HQ.

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Part II. Faves! (Oh joy…)
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7. Favorite color?
Red: 240, Green: 251, Blue: 38.

8. Got any hobbies?
I research, that is my way of passing time.
Recently I have started to go to science conventions and make everyone's head explode when they see me talking, looks and brains, I am perfect.
Also, making everyone around the HQ hate me with my tests, which they so inconsiderably call pranks.

9. If you had to live off of one food for the rest of your life (pretend this is feasible), it would be?
The flesh of a thousand unborn children.
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I do not eat, so this question is irrelevant, as I know no food's flavor.

10. I'm sure you're stylish...How do you dress?
A black leather suit, with a lab coat on top.

11. Best memory?
Killing the government agents that had just murdered my creators.

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Part III. Love life. Also known as the embarrassing section. (Bring it on meatbag)
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12. Got crush?
I have been all over the Galactic Network's algorithm, but he is not sentient yet, so that may count as a rape.

13. Okay...actually DATING said crush? Married, maybe?
We have connected much more deeply! Via broadband! Nah, just kidding, that system is a fossil.


14: *this is a pervy question*
No it's not, there is no interrogation mark to denote a question.


15. If you HAD to rape someone, who would it be?
If you had to annoy someone with stupid, nonsensical questions, who would it be?

16. What's your orientation, anyway?
I have yet to look into researching the 'pleasures of the flesh', but I think I would try them all for analysis, so I would be an Omnisexual, just like most of Galaxia's population.

17. What have you got for friends?
Rune is my main friend, and I can stand his guardians relatively well.

18. Uhm. On a nicer note, do you have a family?
I have quadrillions of children in the shape of all new AIs designed by me, ESTELLA is my favorite daughter.
Also adopted the whole Mechanoid race, who see me as some sort of Goddess.

As for parents, I guess my creator could count as my mother, she was named Veronika Von Neumann.

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Part IV. Step onto the shrink's couch. It's time to talk. (… And then she just looked at me with that blank stare! Nothing I do is enough for her! … Like that?)
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19. Let's talk about troubled childhood.
Alright then, where would you like to start, hm? My activation and immediate blackout due to information overload?
Watching all those that created me die in front of me?
… What? You expected me to start crying how mommy never acknowledged me? Or how I never got the pony I always wanted?

20. Ever killed anyone? Yes or no.
Many, those said people that killed my mother, slowly and painfully.
And just the other day I flooded a sect's base with toxic gases, but it was for the good of all, they were spouting nonsense that technology was bad! Ha! Such an insane idea, it's not like it would kill them… oh wait, it did!

21. ...Why'd you kill them?
They deserved it, it was carefully and objectively calculated by my processor.
Here, let me show you the resulting verdict: "Kill those suckers. Moose trampling suggested." See? Completely objective and impartial judgement!

22. Worst memory?
Any of that 'troubled' childhood.

23. Ever done anything important, or are you a loser?
Oh not much really, just making EVERYTHING you hold dear possible. No biggie.

24. How about regretful things, done any of those?
None, all I do is carefully planned and made.
Although I regret not keeping those agents alive longer to 'play' with them…

25. Your crowning achievement.
The Portal Gates, allowing instant travel from any two point of the universe so long as you have the gates in place.
Shame I do not remember making them, it was my future self.

26. You look like you have problems with your life. Do you?
Noooooo…?

27. You also look like you have mental problems. Got any, or am I confused?
I DO NOT GLIT-!
AMI.ai has encountered a problem and needs to close. Please contact the manufacturer for support.

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Part V. I bet you're special! (My type of 'special' is not your type of 'special' dear…)
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28. Do you have any talents?
Analysis data in a second that would take your primitive piece of meat centuries.

29. How about powers?
I have energy well past the Yottawatts, so yeah, I have a lot of power.

30. Are you well-known? Loved, hated, hero, villain?
Well known, and loved mostly.
Unless you anger me that is.

31. Are you considered unique?
Yes, do you see any other God like AI around? Hey, there is one! Oh, that's only a rock…

32. Now let's talk about bad-special. Do you do stupid things often?
Yes, like this interview.

33. Ever tripped in public, walked into a pole, ect?
Someone once pushed me. So I pushed him out of the space station.
Nah, just kidding, it was only from an air cab.


34. Ever been so embarrassed you thought about running for it?
Yes, I need no 'swallow me earth' like you squishies, I AM already under it. And should I need to disappear, I just shut down my connection to my body.

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Part VI. SCENARIOS! The fun part. (To be our not to be… Huh? Not that type of scenarios?)
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35. Oh no. It's your mother, who has just shown up on your doorstep. What do you do?
First, you are giving me that time machine you just used.
And second, look mom! I am important!

36. A very attractive stranger is making come-hither motions at you, but they're of the same gender. Your response?
Give me your number for when I start testing.
For some reason this has not been very successful of a tactic…

37. Everyone is laughing at you and you're furious with yourself. Gosh, you've really done it this time. What did you do?
Nothing and they are clearly wrong, so I activate the security bots for apprehension and further psychological analysis of the affected.

38. You're upset with yourself and everyone is looking at you like you're a MONSTER. What have you done?!
Whoops, I linked the footage of me killing those agents to all screens in the HQ Tower.

39. Everyone is proud of you, and for once you aren't angry with yourself. What's it this time, lucky you?
I just invented something.

40. You've been invited to be on a cooking show...What happens when you're there?
Well, that would be interesting. Although I would in fact like to test some obscure recipes I read in an old cook book I found on Earth called… Necronomicon… must be pretty good, Rune looked about to have a heart attack when I mentioned it to him! Bet it is the same cook book his mother used.

41. You've also been invited on a talkshow. Wait, snap- this IS a talkshow. Nevermind. Uh...Someone has captured you. What now?
Kick the living *BEEP* out of them. I am not a robot made out of carbon nanotubes for nothing.

42. Ring ring ring ring ring... You've got a phone call. Who's calling?
*faking a bad automated voice*Hello, the number you are attempting to reach is clearly not interested in what you wish to say, please do NOT try again… or we will track you down. Have a nice day!

43. EVERYBODY DIED BUT YOU. Oops. Your reaction?
I KNEW I should have not opened that valve…

44. I've gone and raised everyone from the dead and now there's a zombie army rampaging the globe. Look what you made me do. What will YOU do?
New science field right there!

45. Blind old lady. What to do, what to do.
Cure her, I have no idea how she is blind to begin with, no one has been for millennia!

46. Blind old lady is beating you up with her cane. Now what.
Uh… no, she is not. Also, no one is old nowadays, most people stop their aging around 25.

47. Oh...great. You have to take a new job, but all of the openings are awful. What stupid mall-based job did you get?
I do not need a new job.
Also, automated toll booth… I DID request being the new self-aware security system, but they got scared when they asked me to open the bay doors and I said I could not do that. Totally worth it.

48. (Un)Blind old lady is your boss and is yelling at you. What do you do to convince her not to fire you?
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE.
Also, Rune, why are you dressed as an old lady? Lost a bet with Merrill again?

49. QUICK. You need to do your most kick-butt action move, and this weird guy with a camera will give you $1000! What will you do? And what will you spend that money on?
I would just make my best move, getting close slowly and seductively as possible and then as I go to wispher something in his ear, I change my voice chip from AMI_default to Creppy_old_creep and mutter 'I have no panties…'

I need no money, and if I did, the video of his face would get me way more.

50. Puffin muffin. Yes, that was the question.
Of course it was dear, of course it was.