Double Tag

In a looped way, I am doing it again.

Tagged by this time around.

The rules were these:
1. Answer 10 questions
2. Type out 10 more (DID IT)
3. Tag 5 people (DID IT)

Fear not, for I will translate.

1- si pudieras conocer a un personaje de un libro/juego/manga/anime/cartoon/etc...quien seria?? (If you could meet a character from a book/game/manga/anim/catoon/etc. who would it be?)
Hmm... Can I chose my own books? If so, Rune Trantor, unwitting galactic messiah.
If not, then Link.

2- si pudieras ser un vampiro/ un hombre-mujer lob@/ un hada/ un hechizero o un tecnopata...que es escogerias? (solo puedes escoger uno) (If you could be a vampire/werewolf/fairy/wizard/technopath which would you be?)
First of all, what the f- is a technopath? According to the spanish definition (I was unable to translate it correctly) it is a person that is reliant on technology and is pretty good at it... So unless you actually mean it as someone that has superpowers via technology, then I rather be a wizard.
If it is in fact a magician using Clarke's Third Law, then I am in. (Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic)

3- estas acorralad@ en un callejon con una persona que quiere asaltarte con un arma, pero logras quitarsela....le matarias o no? razona tu respuesta (ok la profe fabiana y tal xD) (You are cornered in an alley with a person that is trying to mug you with a gun, but you manage to grab it... do you kill him or not? Reason it. (To non venezuelan readers, he would kill you, even if it was only a mug here.))
No, there is no legally correct way to reason murder, either way I would get incarcerated, so I would likely shoot him in the leg or something to incapacitate him and then call the police. (He knows my face, and I do not like revenge...)

4- perros o gatos? (Dogs or cats?)
Cats. Although I still like dogs.

5- si pudieras pedir un deseo...cual seria?(no cuenta la paz mundial ni ninguna paja de miss universo xD) (If you had a wish, which would it be? (No world peace nonsense))
To have the blueprints of an FTL drive, then I can patent it and be rich forever WHILE improving mankind. TADA!

6-si fueses a morir mañana...que harias hoy para disfrutar tu ultimo dia? (If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today to enjoy your last day?)
Kill and rape everyone I see. *shot*
Nah...
Realistically, I would simply spend it half crying, half resigned in my house. It's not like my soon death would allow me to like jump from an airplane or something cool.

7- porque me sigues en DA y aun asi no comentas nada de lo que publico? ò-ó (massi y vic estas no va para ustdes que ustedes siempre comentan xD) (Why do you follow me on DA and yet you never comment on anything I upload?)
No one comments on my stuff either, neither do you. So there.
I follow you because you are the only one here I know in person, to the point we study together.

8- si empieza un apocalipsis zombie...que harias? (por cierto tu arma es lo primero que este a tu izquiera en este momento xDD) (If a zombie outbreak started now, what would you do? (By the way, your weapon is the first thing you have to your left right now))
My celphone... FFFFF-
Oh well, at least it is not an iphone or something that fragile, it's a nokia! FEAR ME UNDEAD!
As for what I would do... odds are I get eaten/turned into a zombie.

9- te gusta el yaoi? si es asi comenta tus otps y el porque xDD (si no dime porque y las respuestas "porque es pecado" o " soy homofobic@" no cuentan) (Do you like Yaoi, and why?)
Yes, and because I roll that way. XD

10- segun el anime/manga existen 3 dioses (dioses todopoderosos que controlan el universo no semi dioses como rika furude)... Haruhi Suzumiya, Madoka Kaname y Yuno Gasai... si fueras a formar una nueva religion a quien le rendirias tributo? (... Oh dear... Ahem... According to anime/manga there are three goddesses... Haruhi Suzumiya, Madoka Kaname, and Yuno Gasai... if you were to form a new religion, which would you worship?)
Of course, the atheist becomes a prophet... typical novel, but whatever.
By what you have told me, Haruhi is Old Testament God, Madoka is New one, and Yuno is the sequel when God says 'I love you, so much that I am killing you all so that you can come be with me FOREVER!'
So I will go with nice and kind Madoka.